Category Archives: South African politics

ESKOM: The Genital Shock Continues…

“Power supply problem in South Africa is a sign of growth … ” – Eskom Now if such a statement doesn’t shock your genitals to death – nothing else will! In fact, those idiots at the infamous power utility together with almost all the other SOEs are having a ball of late under the leadershipContinue reading “ESKOM: The Genital Shock Continues…”

SOUTH AFRICAN ECONOMY: We are all pretty much fucked!

Now there’s a picture of a man who’s about to take all the heat – unfortunately. Which is kinda sad because he actually seems like a cool, captured dude. Is he proud to be our President? Yes! Is he a REAL entrepreneur? Hell NO! Let me take this opportunity to rest my infamous case onceContinue reading “SOUTH AFRICAN ECONOMY: We are all pretty much fucked!”

SOUTH AFRICANS: Bunch of pussies?

“Dont be such a pussy…” “Don’t be such a big pussy…” – Unknown News flash: South African economy’s on its knees. “Why’s that?” – you ask. Answer is simple: Lack of kahunas! Whether it’s the apartheid government trying to hang on to power ’til Jesus comes back or Pakistani and Somali foreign nationals building spazaContinue reading “SOUTH AFRICANS: Bunch of pussies?”

FEMINISM IN SOUTH AFRICA: Is this the “New Apartheid?”

“We run this shit!” “If a man and a woman decides to part ways, that RDP house belongs to the woman and her children. That man must just take his jacket and VOETSEK!” – Lindiwe Sisulu (Minister of housing) South Africa’s rated as one of the most unequal societies in the world. With a historyContinue reading “FEMINISM IN SOUTH AFRICA: Is this the “New Apartheid?””

JACOB ZUMA: Africa’s next dictator?

On the outside he seems jolly and playful, yet somehow you can’t help but feel certain negative energies creeping down your soul slowly each time you look at his picture. Maybe it’s just a hunch: just maybe! Besides, can a man judge another based purely on instincts? YES and NO! By the way I justContinue reading “JACOB ZUMA: Africa’s next dictator?”