SUGAR-TAX LAW: Same ol’ shit!


"Give me your lunch money!"

“Government is like a big bully!” – Robert Kiyosaki

History of taxes has never been a pleasant one – the poor guy always gets fucked! From selfish kings and queens collecting ridiculously high rates of revenues in painfully short spaces of time, thus creating a huge wealth gap which still affect us even today. Eventually leading to the industrial revolution as we know it.

Governments to rule nations were created soon afterwards as a result. Before you know it, classes between the haves and have-nots soon emerged. Due to the dissatisfaction of the lower class citizens, another revolution broke out, this time between the upper class and the lower class respectively.

And for peace to prevail, the then government officials promised to deduct a certain amount of income from the rich to give it back to the masses, in a form of taxes. That was a mistake. As the government became greedy, the very same poor citizens who gave them the go ahead were soon heavily taxed as well, and the rest is history…

Fast forward to 2016: 1% of the world’s population owns more than half of the entire planet’s wealth. World economy has taken a serious financial beating. Poverty it’s at it’s highest level since 1929. Governments all over the world (including Europe) are facing massive recession.

South Africa is about to reach junk status. In fact – the financial situation in South Africa is so bad, minister of finance just introduced the “new” controversial sugar tax law, which still needs to be finalized once business and the government reach an agreement.

Of course big business has already gone on the defensive by threatening to reinvest some of their revenue to other foreign countries, while claiming that if this fucked up law come into being – 60 000 jobs will be lost as a result. Shocker!

“Wtf was this stupid, greedy government thinking anyway?”, I ask myself. How low can they go just to milk away at the already fragile, vulnerable, poor, under performing, South African economy anyway? Are we as citizens so understanding that we’ll put up with any shit thrown our way?

More like the big bully kicking some sand on to your face and dare you to do something about it. Obviously these big companies will once again create some loop holes before passing the baton towards you and I. After all – these assholes never pay for shit. Their job is to create more wealth for their so-called foreign investors. The sugar tax bill will be taken straight towards our hard-earned salaries.

If this bill sees the light of day – we’re all in deep shit! Those so-called “fat kids” they’re busy targeting will get even more fat, leaving us with even more sugar taxes to pay dearly for. And only then we’ll get this message loud and clear – taxes were only meant to empower the selected few elites…

You were warned!

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BLACK BUSINESS: Why it’ll always fail!


We can do better.

Fronting | Dictatorship | Individualism…

Now those are just some of the few things holding us back as Africans (blacks in particular) to true financial freedom we’ve always wanted for nearly four centuries to date.

Yesterday I was taking a 15 km walk from work to my current residence and reality suddenly hit me like a home run – South African townships are getting crappier by the day. Not only does it’s business no longer belong to it’s very own home-based entrepreneurs, it’s hapless odour is getting stronger by the day. “Where did it all go wrong?”, you ask.

Nearly thirty years ago, just as the apartheid regime was about to be officially “eradicated” – township business was surprisingly thriving, even though it’s movement as well as expansion was strictly monitored not to mention limited. It was like as if the then oppressed entrepreneurs used the very same negative energy as an inspiration to be great.

Then all of a sudden during 1990: Nelson Mandela was released from prison and some of the political prisoners were also given a pardon, before being released. Finally – blacks were officially feeling their political wealth getting a major boost. In fact the impact was so great, most of the previously disadvantaged entrepreneurs decided it was time to follow the political entourage. That was a mistake…

Fast forward to 2016: South Africa is being run by a bunch of loser clowns who have no slightest damn idea on how to empower the previously disadvantaged economically. BBBEE turned out to be fronting haven for the colonial masters. Ministerial positions have being privatized. Politicians are the new entrepreneurs. Funds are leaving the country daily. Companies are jumping ship. Mines are no longer profitable. South African economy is reaching JUNK STATUS.


Unfortunately for South African economy to escape the looming JUNK STATUS: poor blacks must also contribute directly to the currently ailing economy by being included on the running as well as ownership of it’s local assets. In fact – the more you exclude them, the faster this country will reach the dreaded status. The sooner, the better.

As an entrepreneur who was mentored by the best myself…

I know it is possible!

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SOUTH AFRICANS: Bunch of pussies?

“Dont be such a pussy…”

“Don’t be such a big pussy…” – Unknown

News flash: South African economy’s on its knees. “Why’s that?” – you ask. Answer is simple: Lack of kahunas! Whether it’s the apartheid government trying to hang on to power ’til Jesus comes back or Pakistani and Somali foreign nationals building spaza shops all over the townships not to mention “Bra Jay” selling us to the Russians through dodgy nuclear power deals – we are in deep shit!

Don’t get me started with foreign investors holding us by the balls, thanks to those selfish whiteys who put all our resources on sale – so that they can simply eat in a better cafeteria. Now a man can’t even take a shit without feeling like he might just offend them, which will lead to South Africa turning into the next Zimbabwe.

In fact our currency: Rand, is so fucken useless that even when America is facing a crisis somewhere out there, it’s the one that ends up losing its value. How fucked up is that? I’ve even heard stories (hoping it’s just rumors) that babies belonging to foreign spaza shop owners are scattered all over our townships. Hehehe… I’m not laughing – just secretly disgusted (not to mention disappointed). Statistics SA claims unemployment rate is at 25% when actually it’s at 50%. Even political parties are pushing different personal (not to mention racial and tribal) agendas, on which, funny enough – ain’t got nothing to do with true economic empowerment of our country. The latest parliament saga is living proof of just that.

Let me see:

    1. We don’t own our economy.

    2. “Bra Jay” sold us to the “power-hungry” Russians.

    3. Foreign babies are scattered all over the townships.

    4. Our currency depreciates in value each time the Americans cough.

    5. 50% of South Africans are actually unemployed.

    6. Opposition parties’ agendas make the situation even worse.

All I ask is this:

    – Who’s ballsy enough to put the economy of this country back on the hands of its locals?

    – Who’s our next “practical” Nelson Mandela?

    – Who’s tough enough?

    – Who knows how to get there?

    – Who’s got the plan to strengthen our hopelessly weak Rand?

    – Who can break down the chains of this ridiculous inequality?

    – Who can bring us the true economic, social and mental freedom?

South Africa needs a courageous, ballsy hero asap…


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FEMINISM IN SOUTH AFRICA: Is this the “New Apartheid?”

“We run this shit!”

“If a man and a woman decides to part ways, that RDP house belongs to the woman and her children. That man must just take his jacket and VOETSEK!” – Lindiwe Sisulu (Minister of housing)

South Africa’s rated as one of the most unequal societies in the world. With a history of extreme poverty, racism as well as gender-based violence incidents (just to name a few). With all of the above mentioned facts, you’d expect it’s politicians and leadership to know better, right? You are wrong!

The entire planet knows that black africans in general suffered the worst treatment during Apartheid years, yet strangely enough, fast-forward to 2014: you’d swear that only black women (including children and the disabled) deserves some sort of comfort and attention in the “New South Africa”!

All the countries’ limited resources, especially the government’s, seems to be mainly focusing on the above-mentioned folks. Poor black men just don’t seize to exist anymore. They somehow seem to have “benefited” from Apartheid. Marikana incident to them was nothing but a bunch of privileged black men acting stupid, instead of being thankful for their jobs.

Whether is “Take a girl child to work campaign”, the latest controversial Papgeld ruling or the Minister of housing, Lindiwe Sisulu running her mouth making uncalled for remarks regarding ownership of RDP houses: South Africa is slowly but surely turning into a feminist country. Poor black man is finally on his own.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t tackle violence against women, disabled and children – can’t we just do that while ensuring that we don’t introduce reverse sexism at the same time? I’m even too scared to ask about the role men are allowed to play on their children’s lives without feeling like their nothing but sperm donors or the legitimacy of paternity tests in this country.

You think that’s bad enough? Even little boys (especially poor blacks) are included in this sexist, messy nonsense. Nobody’s preparing them for the future. While their fathers and grandfathers suffered the worst by being ridiculed and humiliated publicly right in front of their wives and children during apartheid years by white folks and policemen, unfortunately they are again forced to watch their little boys miss an opportunity to be decision-makers of the future in their own country.

Somehow the ANC government is using their ruling powers and limited resources to promote reverse sexism to the core while ensuring the poor black men stay poor and hapless. Not to mention – break up happy families as well as communities! Black South africans in general have suffered long enough already…

They don’t need another apartheid: REVERSE SEXISM!






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TB Joshua’s Church: Why it crumbled like sugar!

Helicopter did it!

Helicopter did it!

“Tithing is a god-given must in your life, otherwise you won’t be blessed!” – Pastor Zondo

Since when the pastors where counted amongst the wealthiest? Didn’t Christ himself trash a church after realizing they were too much focused on financial issues? Why put a percentage on tithing? Does a senior pastor even need a private jet?

More importantly: if church members contributed their hard-earned cash on a church – shouldn’t they get value in return? This is the kinda question I raised quietly to myself after witnessing the collapse of TB Joshua’s church (pictured above) on national TV. Where one of the survivors confessed on just how “it crumbled like sugar!” Another victim reminiscing on how she survived on her own urine for seven days underneath all that pile of cheap cement. Shocker!

I’m not saying whatever happened during that spiritual event was of their own doing or whether the victims deserved it. My problem is the way the building fell. It crumbled so cheaply. For a moment you’d swear the building was simply built on cheap cement – nothing more nothing less. The place looked like a dumping site afterwards, with no sign of a building whatsoever. Forcing care workers to remove the bodies underneath a pile of white dust.

Who was the architect? Where’s the building plan? How cheap was the building material? How come steel pillars weren’t used? Which company was it? Who hired them? Are they even registered? Are they qualified? Who inspected the building after completion? Where’s the churchgoers’ ROI?

More importantly – Why expect tithing if you know you won’t be using the money to build a better, safer & more convenient church?

Blame it all on greed…


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KHANYI MBAU: Did she truly repent?


"Let's hope Tebogo won't find out..."

“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke niggas…” – Kanye West

“Can I really trust her?” – must be the question Khanyi’s latest boyfriend, Tebogo asks himself every time he watches her sleep. If  those warnings made by his family (especially his mother), friends & fellow band members would come back to haunt him. “Is he a sucker for love indeed?” – he asks himself.

Meet Khanyi – South Africa’s very own self proclaimed gold digger and sugardaddies’ lover. The woman who never financially settled for less – the older and richer, the better! From driving Lamborghinis to R30 000 Louis Vitton handbags – the bitch’s pussy didn’t come cheap at all(just ask Mandla Mthembu)! Everywhere she appeared women, young and old, hung on to their rich husbands for dear life(just ask Primrose). Not that dating sugardaddies was the problem – she dumped them once they went broke. Poor Mandla!!! The slut even put her pussy online (remember twitter) just to get her diabetic, viagra-popping “damsels in distress'” attention. What a whore!

Fast forward to 2014 – the once called “gold digging” slut is now a “changed” young lady who only dates guys her age. She even uses her column on Sunday Sun to justify her latest innocent life while warning other young women to stay away from sugardaddies. Wow!  Each Sunday she can’t wait to verbally assault her sugardaddy exes. That shit sounds more like a bitter ex don’t you think, Khanyi? Bitch are you truly sure you’re really, sincerely over them?(I personally don’t buy that cheap bullshit!) Admit it, Khanyi: you miss them saggy balls now – don’t cha?

The truth shall set you free…


"Something for the sugardaddies..."

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Zidane: Headbutt saga revisited

Zidane! Zidane! He did it! He did it...

Zidane! Zidane! He did it! He did it…

“He insulted my sister” – Zidane

The year is 2006, Italy and France just reached the world cup soccer finals. Few minutes left before the end of extra time. It looks like the game would be decided on penalties.

The referee blows his whistle, Zidane is called over… Red card it is! “Zozou” leaves the pitch with immediate effect. Shocker!!!

“What did he do?”, asking myself.

Replay: Zidane passes Materazzi… Materazzi says something to him… He turns immediately and lays his thick skull on Marco’s tiny chest… Down he goes with the hand on his chest!

Back to the game – France are now 1 man short on the pitch. Their captain is gone! Few minutes later the referee blows his whistle and it’s off to penalties. Italians keep their nerve and eventually steal the cup. France lose.

24 hours later after the finals, french press was filled with Zidane pics and the local fans started mocking the fallen soccer star through song and dance while calling him a coward. His final match on the pitch ending on low key. Even FIFA banned and fined him.

It was time for the press to grill him some more by making him explain his stupid behaviour on such a crucial match. His answer: “Marco insulted my sister!” What? Wtf dude! What kinda of a captain are you letting personal feelings cost the entire country a world cup. You are a weakling – disgrace to french football. Now the only statue you got was the one showing you headbutt poor, innocent Materazzi. The man didn’t deserve this. He was a cool, decent man. Now he needs psychological help, thanks to you “Mr bad loser!”


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