KHANYI MBAU: Did she truly repent?

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"Let's hope Tebogo won't find out..."

“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke niggas…” - Kanye West

“Can I really trust her?” – must be the question Khanyi’s latest boyfriend, Tebogo asks himself every time he watches her sleep. If  those warnings made by his family (especially his mother), friends & fellow band members would come back to haunt him. “Is he a sucker for love indeed?” – he asks himself.

Meet Khanyi – South Africa’s very own self proclaimed gold digger and sugardaddies’ lover. The woman who never financially settled for less – the older and richer, the better! From driving Lamborghinis to R30 000 Louis Vitton handbags. The bitch’s pussy didn’t come cheap at all (Just ask Mandla Mthembu)! Everywhere she appeared women, young and old, hung on to their rich husbands for dear life (Just ask Primrose). Not that dating sugardaddies was the problem – she dumped them once they went broke! Poor Mandla!!! The slut even put her pussy online (remember twitter) just to get her diabetic, viagra-popping “damsels in distress’” attention. What a whore!

Fast forward to 2014 – the once called “gold digging” slut is now a “changed” young lady who only dates guys her age. She even uses her column on Sunday Sun to justify her latest innocent life while warning other young women to stay away from sugardaddies. Wow!  Each Sunday she can’t wait to verbally assault her sugardaddy exes. That shit sounds more like a bitter ex don’t you think, Khanyi? Bitch are you truly sure you’re really, sincerely over them? I personally don’t buy that cheap bullshit! Admit it, Khanyi: you miss them saggy balls now - don’t cha?

The truth shall set you free…

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"Something for the sugardaddies..."

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Zidane: Headbutt saga revisited

Zidane! Zidane! He did it! He did it...

Zidane! Zidane! He did it! He did it…

“He insulted my sister” – Zidane

The year is 2006, Italy and France just reached the world cup soccer finals. Few minutes left before the end of extra time. It looks like the game would be decided on penalties.

The referee blows his whistle, Zidane is called over… Red card it is! “Zozou” leaves the pitch with immediate effect. Shocker!!!

“What did he do?”, asking myself.

Replay: Zidane passes Materazzi… Materazzi says something to him… He turns immediately and lays his thick skull on Marco’s tiny chest… Down he goes with the hand on his chest!

Back to the game – France are now 1 man short on the pitch. Their captain is gone! Few minutes later the referee blows his whistle and it’s off to penalties. Italians keep their nerve and eventually steal the cup. France lose.

24 hours later after the finals, french press was filled with Zidane pics and the local fans started mocking the fallen soccer star through song and dance while calling him a coward. His final match on the pitch ending on low key. Even FIFA banned and fined him.

It was time for the press to grill him some more by making him explain his stupid behaviour on such a crucial match. His answer: “Marco insulted my sister!” What? Wtf dude! What kinda of a captain are you letting personal feelings cost the entire country a world cup. You are a weakling – disgrace to french football. Now the only statue you got was the one showing you headbutt poor, innocent Materazzi. The man didn’t deserve this. He was a cool, decent man. Now he needs psychological help, thanks to you “Mr bad loser!”

YOU SUCK!!!

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FC BAYERN THOUGH TO THE FINALS

Here’s to the team that showed nothing but brilliance tonight by beating FC Barcelona 7 – 0 on aggregate – CHEERS!!!

FC BAYERN MUNICH

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EA FIFA 14: Coming soon…

“It’s all in a game!”

Ladies and gents – it’s finally here: EA FIFA 14.

Even though a release date is not yet set, there’s no doubt that EA FIFA 14 is gonna be one of the most highly anticipated games (including GTA V) of 2013.

Rumors and leaks doing rounds on the web tend to claim that FIFA 14 developers at EA this time worked on the preciseness of goal scoring – meaning goals are going to be more spectacular than ever before. I’m not sure how would that particularly work on our consoles and PCs, so getting previews on platforms like Youtube would be nice before the game finally gets released.

Either way – GAME ON!

Platforms: PS2 PS3 XBOX PC PSP (not sure about PS VITA)

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PISTORIUS CLAN: They kill! by George Mokaila


“I thought she was an intruder!”

- Oscar Pistorius

A 44 magnum pistol, bloodied baseball & cricket bat all over the crime scene inside a bathroom in his flat next to his deceased model girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp where found. Using a gun for protection? Maybe! Baseball & cricket bat? Hell no! If you ask me – That’s murder in the first degree! Question – What drove him to kill (in cold blood)?

“Blade runner,” as known all over the world, got something to hide – some deep & dark secrets! Don’t get me wrong – I’m not saying he’s already guilty, but why finish her off with a baseball & cricket bat? Obviously by then you knew actually the gunned down “intruder” was actually your girlfriend. So why carnage & barbarism?

Enter his big brother, Carl Pistorius – also charged with attempted murder on his partner himself! Note: both these men run active 4 companies (including their little sister). So money is not an issue here! Only one answer remains – abuse! All these killer acts might just be a reflection of what the two men went through as toddlers – hell on earth!

All that emotional, physical and sexual abuse coming back to haunt them. Who knows…

That might be the reason they kill!

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WHY IS L’VOVO DERANGO SINGLE AND DATELESS! by George Mokaila

On stage he’s such a charmaboy… a ladiesman! He even drives a flashy BMW X5. The man even got sexy dimples. So what’s wrong with ‘Mr Resista?’ Why is he single, dateless and *ahem* desperate for love?

Lol! I’m not laughing! Ok I am laughing out loud and please don’t judge me! *yawn* Ok back to the dateless one. Let me break it down for him a bit…

1. LOSE THE GUT!

I don’t fucken care if you were “born fat, the thick belly gotta go, pal! Please don’t give me the “Zulus eat meat 24/7 *including breakfast*” crap. That’s 100% pure bullshit… and you know it. From now on I wanna see more veggies, less meat and beer on your music videos. By the way this diet plan includes Bignuz and Dj Tira tira tira too. Fat bellies gotta go!

2. GET A DICK PUMP!

I don’t mean to be rude, punk, but yo dick is too small! Answer: dick pump! Of course it ain’t easy as a man pouring yo heart about the size of yo tiny dick, uya nthola? But if I were you I’d go to noeleen3talk and talk about it live on air. Real men talk about it. I hope the entire afrotainment crew especially bignuz will join you too! I hate seeing these hos exploiting you for cash. You deserve better! Just pump it big, punk!

3. STOP DANCING LIKE A FAG!

Wanna get laid, derango? Stop dancing like a fag. Period! Let Somizi jiggle the ass. She’s got nothing to lose! Rather lipsync on stage and tv. No chick will be caught dead dating a man who dances like a hoent bitch on heat.

You were warned!

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JACOB ZUMA: AFRICA’S NEXT DICTATOR? by George Mokaila

On the outside he seems jolly and playful, yet somehow you can’t help but feel certain negative energies creeping down your soul slowly each time you look at his picture. Maybe it’s just a hunch: just maybe!

Besides, can a man judge another based purely on instincts? YES and NO! By the way I just did and I’m sticking to it! Hate me for all I fucken care: I got four years of intense research to back up my theoretical instincts. Allow me to back it up a bit…

If you are a loyal Zuma diehard supporter, you elected him into power in Mangaung, you’ve funded the man somehow, you regard the man as your Messiah and you’re willing to kill for him: This article is about you!

“Zuma will rule ’til the second coming of Jesus!” – so they say. Not that I’m complaining, the last time I voted was in 1999, anyway. So don’t worry about me. I’m fine! It’s just that your cocky actions and bullish, intimidating ways of forcefully putting anyone into power kinda reminds me of why Africa got more dictators than the entire world combined.

Don’t get me wrong, Jacob Zuma is just a man chosen by the masses to lead the ANC. Too bad because now your unconditional love ’til the death for the man is slowly but surely turning him into Africa’s next Dictator! Now the question I have for you my know-it-all, cocky friend is: Will you live with the choice you made and…

CAN AFRICA AFFORD TO HAVE ANOTHER DICTATOR?

“Zuma will rule ’til the second coming of Jesus!”

- ANC supporter

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